“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

“A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.”

“There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.”

“I am easily satisfied with the very best.”

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it”

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”

“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.”