High hours of the night, you were already in bed, when:
Women – If I die will you marry again?
Male – Of course not!
Women – No? Why not? You don´t like being married?
Male – Of course I like!
Women – So why couldn´t you marry again?
Man – OK, I´ll marry!
Women – (looking sad) Will you?
Male – Yes, because it was good with you!
Women – And you would sleep with her in our bed?
Man – Where do you want us to sleep?
Women – And you´ll exchange my photos by photographs of her?
Male – It is natural that I would!
Women – and she would use my car?
Man – No, she doesn´t know how to drive!
Women – WHAT!!?????? (silence)
Man – (into thinking). I messed up!
Moral of this Story:
Never persist in an issue with your woman… especially if you’re sleepy… because the truth gets always the best of you… just shake your head or say
ham ham… Hum… Hum… Hem… Huuummm
I hear ya.
By: StewartAllyn on May 19, 2008
at 2:43 am
That sounds too much like a trues stoy to me
By: marcus1234 on May 22, 2008
at 10:17 am
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By: Payback’s a Bitch - or not as the case may be :) on May 22, 2008
at 1:08 pm