Once upon a time there were three vampires… one Portuguese, one English and one French.

Photo by scol22.

The English vampire went into the bush and when he returned the other two asked him about the blood in his mouth.
- Did you see that cow? It was there.

Next went the French and he also came with blood in his mouth. He said:
- Did you see that goat? It was there.

Finally, it was time for the Portuguese vampire. He had blood all over his face and the others asked him:
- What happened?

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- You see that wall? It was there!