- “My friend, you are in very good shape for 40 years.” Said the doctor.

- “I never said I have 40 years.”

- “How old are you then?” Asked the doctor.

- “I made 57 in last May!”

- “And how old is your father when he died?”

- “I never said my father died.”

- “Oh, sorry! How old is your father?”

- “81 years old!”

- “81? Nice! And how old was your grandfather when he died?”

- “I never said my grandfather died.”

- “Sorry. And how old he is?”

- “103 years old and he has very good health!”

- “I am happy to know. And your great-grandfather? What did he died of?”

- “I never said that he had died? He is 124 years old and he´s going to get married next week!”

- “Now that´s too much! Why would a 124 years old man wanted to marry?”

- “I never said he wanted to get marry! He didn´t want to but the girl got pregnant so…”