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		<title>Good genes&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/2008/07/13/good-genes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- &#8220;My friend, you are in very good shape for 40 years.&#8221; Said the doctor.
- &#8220;I never said I have 40 years.&#8221;
- &#8220;How old are you then?&#8221; Asked the doctor.
- &#8220;I made 57 in last May!&#8221;
- &#8220;And how old is your father when he died?&#8221;
- &#8220;I never said my father died.&#8221;
- &#8220;Oh, sorry! How old [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aboutfunny.wordpress.com&blog=3272720&post=111&subd=aboutfunny&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How many? Too many&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/2008/07/01/how-many-too-many/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the brink of their club´s swimming pool four guys talk about their children.
- &#8220;I have five boys, a full team of basketball.&#8221; Prides itself the first one.
- &#8220;Because I have six, one would form a volleyball team.&#8221; Rebate the second.
- &#8220;Big thing: with the eleven that I have at home I could make a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aboutfunny.wordpress.com&blog=3272720&post=96&subd=aboutfunny&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How to save your neck&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/2008/06/26/how-to-save-your-neck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day I woke up with a big hangover and on the side of the bed was a glass of water and two aspirins.
I looked around and saw my clothes hanged and already ironed. The room was in perfect order. There was a card from my wife:
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		<title>Me too&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/2008/06/25/me-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/?p=75</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Flying in a plane this Jehovah&#8217;s Witness was seated next to a Portuguese guy.
After a while the steward started to serve drinks to passengers.
The Portuguese asked for red wine. The flight attendant gave him the wine and asked the Jehovah&#8217;s Witness if he would also want something to drink.
The offended Jehovah&#8217;s Witness promptly replied:
- &#8220;I&#8217;d [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aboutfunny.wordpress.com&blog=3272720&post=75&subd=aboutfunny&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Go ahead&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/2008/06/22/go-ahead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A priest, a lawyer and a boy scout were flying in a plane.
The plane started to fall and it was necessary to leave the plane. The pilot leaves the cockpit and says:
- We must jump but there are only three parachutes. One of you has to stay in the plane and I have to jump [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aboutfunny.wordpress.com&blog=3272720&post=70&subd=aboutfunny&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Never lie to children&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/2008/06/21/never-lie-to-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/?p=71</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A 10 years old boy went to the theater to see a Disney film but entered in the wrong room where people were watching scenes of explicit sex.
The boy left the chamber as soon as he could running over everything and everyone until the exit.
Seeing the despair of this boy the movie doorman asked him:
- [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aboutfunny.wordpress.com&blog=3272720&post=71&subd=aboutfunny&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Vampires&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/vampires/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:39:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time there were three vampires&#8230; one Portuguese, one English and one French.

Photo by scol22.
The English vampire went into the bush and when he returned the other two asked him about the blood in his mouth.
- Did you see that cow? It was there.
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		<title>There is reason to believe they are guilty</title>
		<link>http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/2008/06/16/there-is-reason-to-believe-they-are-guilty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/?p=54</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two men were walking in the street after a full day of work when a lawyer trampled the two full speed in his imported car.
One of them went through the windscreen and landed inside the car while the other flew very far with the impact.
Three months later when they left the hospital were put directly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aboutfunny.wordpress.com&blog=3272720&post=54&subd=aboutfunny&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Please do&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/2008/06/13/please-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is night and the couple is lying in bed. When the husband said:
- &#8220;Dear&#8230; If you really wish I could abuse you.&#8221;
She said:
- &#8220;Oh yes! I want you to&#8230; Abuse me, abuse!&#8221;
Then he replys:
- &#8220;Then go to the kitchen and fetch me a cold beer from the refrigerator.&#8221;

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		<title>Even harder&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://aboutfunny.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/even-harder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young and passionate couple dies in an accident on the eve of marriage.
At the Paradise they asked the Creator to get them married there. The Lord answered:
- &#8220;Wait 5 years and if you still want to marry you´ll have it.&#8221;
Five years passed and the couple continued with the firm intention to marry.
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