Posted by: funride | March 29, 2008

MARK TWAIN`s Funny Quotes

“You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.”

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.”

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”

“Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.”

“The report of my death was an exaggeration.”

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.”

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