Posted by: funride | May 20, 2008

What´s your name…

“What´s your name?” Asked the teacher.
— “Mohammed.” Answered the kid.
— “We are in America, there is no Mohammeds here. From now on your name is Mark!” Replied the teacher.


In the afternoon Mohammed went to his home.
— “How was your day, Mohammed?” Questioned the mother.
— “My name is not Mohammed! From now on you can call me Mark because we are living in America.”
— “Oh, so you have shame of your name? You are declining your ancestors, do you know!?”


The mother slapped him in the head. Then she calls for the father and explain him the situation. The father becomes even angrier and Mohammed took another smack.


When he came to school in the next morning the teacher noticed the marks in his face and interrogate him: “What happened to you, Mark?”

— “Well, had not yet past two hours since I was an American and I was immediately attacked by two Arabs.”


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