Posted by: funride | June 7, 2008

Kids are always funny…

A boss wondered why his most valued employee had not went to work that day.

Having an urgent problem with one of the main clients he called the
employee’s phone number and was by a child’s whisper.

– “Hello?”
– “Is your daddy home?” He asked.
– “Yes.” Whispered the kid.
– “May I talk with him?”
The child whispered:
– “No.”
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked:
– “Is your Mommy there?”
– “Yes.”
– “May I talk with her?”
Again the small voice whispered:
– “No.”
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked:
– “Is anybody else there?”
– “Yes.” Whispered the child:
– “A policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked:
– “May I speak with the policeman?”
– “No, he’s busy.” Whispered the child.
– “Busy doing what?”
– “Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman.” Came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked:
– “What is that noise?”
– “A helicopter.” Answered the whispering voice.
– “What is going on there?” Demanded the boss truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered:
– “The search team just landed a helicopter.”
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked:
– “What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle… – “ME.”

Photo by chidsey.


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