A priest, a lawyer and a boy scout were flying in a plane.
The plane started to fall and it was necessary to leave the plane. The pilot leaves the cockpit and says:
– We must jump but there are only three parachutes. One of you has to stay in the plane and I have to jump so I can tell what happened.
Having said that he handled a parachute and jump. The lawyer said:
– I have to go defend this man I just have to save him.
And takes another parachute and jump.
The priest turns to the boy scout.
– My son, you must save your self.
– Do not worry, the lawyer jumped with my backpack. 😀