Posted by: funride | June 25, 2008

Me too…

Flying in a plane this Jehovah’s Witness was seated next to a Portuguese guy.

After a while the steward started to serve drinks to passengers.

The Portuguese asked for red wine. The flight attendant gave him the wine and asked the Jehovah’s Witness if he would also want something to drink.

The offended Jehovah’s Witness promptly replied:
– “I’d rather be abducted and savagely violated by a dozen whores from Babylon before a drop of alcohol touch my lips.”

The Portuguese return the glass of red wine to the attendant and said:
– “Me too. I did not know that I could choose that.”

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