– “My friend, you are in very good shape for 40 years.” Said the doctor.
– “I never said I have 40 years.”
– “How old are you then?” Asked the doctor.
– “I made 57 in last May!”
– “And how old is your father when he died?”
– “I never said my father died.”
– “Oh, sorry! How old is your father?”
– “81 years old!”
– “81? Nice! And how old was your grandfather when he died?”
– “I never said my grandfather died.”
– “Sorry. And how old he is?”
– “103 years old and he has very good health!”
– “I am happy to know. And your great-grandfather? What did he died of?”
– “I never said that he had died? He is 124 years old and he´s going to get married next week!”
– “Now that´s too much! Why would a 124 years old man wanted to marry?”
– “I never said he wanted to get marry! He didn´t want to but the girl got pregnant so…”